My Little Piece of the Web

(Very little so far, but here are some offerings for your amusement and/or edification)

Assorted Stuff:

Building Really Tiny Things - My Modeling Adventures (really large pages)

Personal Survival Kits - Some Thoughts (larger page)

Some of My Favorite Quotes

Nostalgia - Bits of Old Stuff I've Found Lying Around

Things That Tick Me Off!

The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery - A Critical Analysis of a Non-Profit Entity (opinion)

A Piece of Amelia Earhart's Aircraft? - A Critical Analysis of A 30-Year-Old Saga (opinion)

When the 'Preponderance of Evidence' ... Isn't - A Critical Analysis of Archaeological Findings in a Famous Mystery (opinion)

To AEP, the Only Good Tree is a DEAD Tree (large page)

Mountaintop Removal / Valley Fill Strip Mining is Killing West Virginia!

A Brief Message for You Muslim Extremists Out There (with sound)

The New American Brown Shirts (with sound)

Radio Frequency Identification - Now Big Brother Can Track EVERYTHING

Hey Dottie Black - Pay Your Bills!

Food, Glorious Food:

Soldier Food - Military Rations Over the Last Few Wars  (really, really large page)

No One Really Eats This Stuff ... Do They? (large page)

Just How Good/Bad/Ugly Is It? - The Golden Toilet Bowl Ratings (with sound)

Random Meanderings:

Down The River! - Whitewater Rafting Adventures Across the USA

The Cayman Islands - Going to Hell and Other Interesting Places

Stories:

Coming at some point. Not "coming soon," like all those lame websites announce, and the same "coming soon" banner is still there three years later.

Miscellaneous Detritus:

Think You're Important? Then Click Here!

I Am Insane

Monday Is Our Favorite Day Of The Week - Yeah, Right!

And Tuesday Is Our Next Most Favorite Day!

The Jury Is Still Out On Wednesdays

Thursday, There's A Glimmer Of Hope

Friday - TGIF! The Day We All Really Live For
 


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