(Very little so far, but here are some offerings for your amusement and/or edification)
Building Really Tiny Things - My Modeling Adventures (really large pages)
Personal Survival Kits - Some Thoughts (larger page)
Some of My Favorite Quotes
Nostalgia - Bits of Old Stuff I've Found Lying Around
Things That Tick Me Off!
The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery: A Critical Analysis of a Non-Profit Entity(opinion)
A Piece of Amelia Earhart's Aircraft? - A Critical Analysis of A 30-Year-Old Saga(opinion)
AEP, the Only Good Tree is a DEAD Tree (large
Removal / Valley Fill Strip Mining is Killing West Virginia!
Brief Message for You Muslim Extremists Out There (with
New American Brown Shirts (with sound)
Frequency Identification - Now Big Brother Can Track EVERYTHING
Black - Pay Your Bills!
Mountaintop Removal / Valley Fill Strip Mining is Killing West Virginia!
A Brief Message for You Muslim Extremists Out There (with sound)
The New American Brown Shirts (with sound)
Radio Frequency Identification - Now Big Brother Can Track EVERYTHING
Hey Dottie Black - Pay Your Bills!
Soldier Food - Military Rations Over the Last
(really, really large page)
One Really Eats This Stuff ... Do They? (large page)
How Good/Bad/Ugly Is It? - The Golden Toilet Bowl Ratings
No One Really Eats This Stuff ... Do They? (large page)
Just How Good/Bad/Ugly Is It? - The Golden Toilet Bowl Ratings (with sound)
Down The River! - Whitewater Rafting Adventures Across the USA
The Cayman Islands - Going to Hell and Other Interesting Places
Think You're Important? Then Click Here!
I Am Insane
Monday Is Our Favorite Day Of The Week - Yeah, Right!
And Tuesday Is Our Next Most Favorite Day!
The Jury Is Still Out On Wednesdays
Thursday, There's A Glimmer Of Hope
- TGIF! The Day We All Really Live For
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