I Am Insane - Not!

I can't believe you clicked on this link.

What were you expecting? An angst-ridden confession where someone dumps their emotional garbage out for all the world to see, as is so common on the Web these days? Fawning, pathetic attempts to elicit sympathy from fellow delusion-sufferers? That kind of junk is a nickel a gross. 

What this really was, was a test. Of you.

You need to get out more. Or see a therapist, a really good one who can help you understand why you have this inner drive to try and find people who are worse off or more messed up than you. As English novelist G.K. Chesterton said, "We are all in the same boat in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty."

Think about that.

The best thing about this bit of advice? It's free!


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This page was last updated Feb. 1, 2004.

Never forget what happened on Sept. 11, 2001. We certainly won't.